I do not understand this.... [30 Oct 2004|12:26am]

The Incorporeal One is insisting on giving me a hat and a fake facial hair that is poorly constructed.

Fine. I will wear it. But I refuse to say the word "smurf".

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... [20 Sep 2004|12:29am]

The young one is allowed to kill humans.

Then why am I not allowed to kill humans?

I wish to kill some humans.

Is it because he is the son of the leader and gets special treatment? I do not understand.

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I still need a pet [03 Sep 2004|11:58pm]

Lately, there has been an increase in things to kill. This has pleased me.

I still wish for a pet. I attempted to visit a place where one finds pets known as a "humane society".

I do not understand the concept.

However, once I started kicking the... puppies, they told me to leave. I did not put up a fight as I wished to go, anyway. No human can make Illyria do that which Illyria does not wish to do.

The puppies were far more small and breakable than I would like. I need a pet that would be able to survive multiple attacks.

Though that squeal the first one made when my foot connected with it was enjoyable.

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[28 Aug 2004|09:21pm]

We are going hunting.

This pleases me greatly.

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... [20 Aug 2004|10:19pm]

Livejournal bores me.

I am better than it.

I wish to beat something.

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... [11 Jun 2004|12:21am]

I looked around for Spike so that I could hit him. I did not find him.

So, instead, I broke a building.

I am unsatisfied. Perhaps there is a demon I can hurt. Or a small mammal. They're all just muck, anyway.

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[09 Jun 2004|10:34pm]

I wish to hit things.

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We have changed location. [02 Jun 2004|10:57pm]

One place is very much like another these days. Shut in by rooms. Cramped, and crowded.

And without Wesley, I am at a loss. There is still so much about this world that I do not understand.

However, I like the garden. Sometimes, if I listen enough, I can almost hear them again. A humming to the distance. I wonder if it has to do with the concentration. Perhaps I should sometimes explore the wilderness. If, truly, any wilderness actually exists these days.

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... [25 May 2004|11:20pm]

I got called in, today.

I was asked questions about my first meeting with the boy, Connor. I replied "He lusted after me."

Then Cole said he had no more questions.

Trials are very odd.

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Legalities... [23 May 2004|10:11pm]
[ mood | Impatient ]

I hate legalities.

They are pointless and all of this time waiting is doing nothing for me. A moment is like an eternity to me and an eternity is like a second.

When I was King, I ruled all of the land and my word was law. There were no judges, no juries, no lawyers. There was only me.

Once, two demons had hunted a Grak'naar together and when it came time to divide their prey, they both wished to have its brain. However, there was only enough Grak'naar brain for one of them. So, they approached me for judgement. Naturally, I solved the problem as best as I could: I kept the brain for myself and ate the two demons that dared to waste my time with such trivialities as who was to keep a hunting prize. I had more important things to worry about, such as punishing those who made attempts upon my throne.

I would like to get out of here soon. I feel as though I have not yet properly avenged Wesley.

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... [21 May 2004|10:46pm]

Well, this is unusual....

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The fight... [20 May 2004|05:41pm]
[ mood | predatory ]

Continues.

My current aim is the big one. However, Gunn has just fallen. He still lives, but is lying in a human puddle in the alley. I have pulled him out of the way and hidden him.

He was important to Wesley. And important to Fred. I am going to make sure he survives.

For Wesley.

I still feel such grief for him. It is unusual. I have never felt such a feeling before.

I find it unsettling.

I will pay the Wolf, Ram, and Hart back for my loss. With the blood of their meaningless demons until there are none left. They will shake in terror as I remove the organs from their demon-slaves piece by piece.

And they will know pain.

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And now, I fight. [19 May 2004|08:52pm]
[ mood | determined ]

I have been humiliated for the first and the last time.

The Wolf, Ram, and Hart will rue the day they messed with Illyria. They bloodied me and broke me but they did not beat me. I will rip the entrails of my enemy out from their navals and dance upon their blood. The ground will shake, the Earth will tremble and even if after everyone else has breathed their last breath in the midst of fight, I will battle onwards.

The Wolf, The Ram, and The Hart need to be punished.

I need to punish them.

Tonight, they die.

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... [18 May 2004|11:39pm]

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I was bored. [12 May 2004|07:59pm]

I have no idea who any of these people are. I just chose everyone and randomly judged them....

I used a cut tag. This is largeCollapse )

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Something odd [11 May 2004|11:34pm]

There is something strange going on with the Dark-haired Vampire. He is acting differently from earlier and no longer matches Wesley's earlier descriptions of him.

It seems he has taken my words about ambition to heart. I know what this is. I have seen it before. Corruption. I know the signs well.

Perhaps now is the time to use this to my advantage and overthrow him. One re-conquering this sorry state of the world, one must sometimes work from the bottom up.

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... [05 May 2004|10:13pm]

The ficus is gone now.

And I seem to have displeased Wesley.

However, I have learned some very interesting things today.

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... [04 May 2004|09:28pm]
[ mood | crushed ]

Gone. It's all gone... Time is gone. No longer do I walk the worlds. And everything else is so much harder. How can I reclaim my throne in this state? It is bad enough that I have to look like a human, now I am even more like them. I am no better than the half-breed vampires....

How long before the ficus abandons me?

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[01 May 2004|02:19am]

The actions of Wesley were heinous. He used the situation at hand against me and stripped a portion of my powers. He felt the need to do this even after I brought back the thing called Gunn.

I had eliminated them all, the white-haired one first. Then Wesley, and the demon clown. The broody one was last. But they somehow ripped me out of the timeline, causing me to self-destruct. I shall not forgive them for this, the slaves. Why did I take the time to speak with the one they call their Champion about Godly matters? I know not. I will resolve this.

And I will have Spike as my pet.


I miss my tentacles.

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[27 Apr 2004|08:27pm]

Perhaps eating those petri dishes was not the best idea. I have discovered an interesting sensation. There seems to be a roving ache travelling through this shell. While it is not entirely unpleasant, it is unexpected.

I wonder if Wes or Spike would know how to make this feeling end...

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